Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: Post-ep for Holy Night Josh/Donna, romance

Spoilers: Up to the middle of S4

( Author's Notes )

( It really wasn't what it looked like, you know. )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, ShoeMoney Productions and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Danny for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: D/J, friendship, teeny bit of UST, post ep for 1.10, B-12

Spoilers: Up to The Christmas Show.

Originally posted 25 February 2007

( Author's Notes )

( Bringing a child into the world was a huge responsibility and she certainly hadn’t imagined she’d be doing it so soon, or that she’d be doing it alone. )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: Josh/Donna, post-series.

Spoilers: None, really.

( Author's Notes )

Originally posted 10 November 2008

( You never usually complain when I take matters into my own hands. )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: Josh/Donna.

Spoilers: Throughout the series and beyond!

Rating: PG-13 (language)

A/N: Written for the 2008 sorkin_fest ficathon. The prompt was –

“Everyone knows about Josh’s feelings for Donna. He’s not cryptic.”

A/N 2: Thanks, as ever, to coloneljack and zinke for their help and encouragement. And a special thank you to Mr Coloneljack for his help with the Italian. Grazie!

Originally posted 20 May 2008


( Just how stupid were these people? )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: Josh/Donna, ridiculously clichéd fluff. (Look at the date!!)

Spoilers: Up to the end of S4, I guess. Evidence of Things not Seen takes place at the end of March, so let’s put this shortly after that.

Originally posted 1 April 2008

( Author's Notes )

( Did you know that April Fool’s Day is generally held to be a left over from ancient festivals celebrated around the vernal equinox? )

Disclaimers, notes etc. in Part One.


( Well I guess the best lies are those that are closest to the truth. )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: Josh/Donna - Bubblefic! So fluff, mush, romance and smut. With a dollop of angst thrown in because I felt like it :)

Spoilers: Um… up to early S7, I guess. This is set shortly after Donna joins the Santos campaign in The Al Smith Dinner, 7.06.

Originally posted 2 March 2008

( Author's Notes )

Notes, disclaimers etc. in Part One


( If you're going to yell at me, could you at least let me put some clothes on first? )

Notes, disclaimers etc. in Part One

Part Two.

Originally posted between 17 and 21 December 2007

( Normally, I’d be saying ‘Come in and know me better man’ – but seeing that you’re already in ... )

Notes, disclaimers etc. in Part One

Um, yeah... I'm a big ol' meanie...

Part Two.
Part Three.

Originally posted between 17 and 21 December 2007.

( Am – am I in the presence of the Spirit of Christmas-Yet-to-Come? )

This part carries a severe mush warning!

Notes, disclaimers etc. in Part One



Part Two
Part Three
Part Four

Originally posted between 17 and 21 December 2007.

( Seriously, you’ve got to love the romantic irony of that... That’s one for the poets. )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: J/D – clichéd, sappy fluff.

Spoilers: Post series, so pretty much everything.

Originally posted 12 March 2007.

A/N: Well, it’s been a year since Josh and Donna ‘shippers the world over exploded with delight as our favourite couple finally got to kiss the hell out of each other and start down the road to relieving some of that UST, which they certainly appear to have done with gusto later on!
I couldn’t let the date pass without doing something to commemorate it – and this is it.

A/N 2: YOOOOOGE thanks to coloneljack on this one – as usual she helps me to see the wood for the trees, and to my erstwhile partner-in-crime, quaggy_mire for cheering me on.


( Happy Anniversary! )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while … (and dig out the mistletoe whilst I’m at it!)

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: Humour, fantasy, fluff – J/D, with a little bit of everyone else thrown in for good measure! Most definitely AU, and you might find that some of it scores rather high on the mush-o-meter. But who cares – it’s a Holiday fic!

Spoilers: Goes AU after Constituency of One / Disaster Relief, S5.

WARNING: Character death. Sort of. Although not really. Read it and see!

Rating: PG-13 (language)

( Author's Notes )

Originally posted 11 December 2006.

( I gotta tell you, Josh, that’s a bit more clichéd than I’d have expected from someone of your intelligence. )

Notes, disclaimers etc. in Part One…

I've been pretty mean to everyone in this chapter! Sorry.

And there are some spoilers for Full Disclosure (late season 5) in this section.

Originally posted 12 December 2006.

( She told me I’d find her valuable... Boy, was that an understatement. )

Notes, disclaimers etc, in Part One

Still being a bit mean... but not so much!

Originally posted 13 December 2006.


( I’ve just had this feeling all my life that there’s something missing )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: J/D – sap romance with a large dose of smut. (Or smut with a small dose of romance. Depends how you look at it!)

Spoilers: Up to 2162 Votes, S6.

( Author's notes )

Originally posted 29 November 2006

The earlier parts in this series are:

The Theory of Evolution
and The Process of Evolution

( I promised you dinner. I can’t guarantee I won’t fall asleep in the middle of it, but a promise is a promise. )