Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: Josh/Donna.

Spoilers: Throughout the series and beyond!

Rating: PG-13 (language)

A/N: Written for the 2008 sorkin_fest ficathon. The prompt was –

“Everyone knows about Josh’s feelings for Donna. He’s not cryptic.”

A/N 2: Thanks, as ever, to coloneljack and zinke for their help and encouragement. And a special thank you to Mr Coloneljack for his help with the Italian. Grazie!

Originally posted 20 May 2008


( Just how stupid were these people? )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them.

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category: A sort of “pre-ep” for Noël. Stanley Keyworth told Josh that he’d met with his friends before their session. This is my version of his meeting with Donna.

Spoilers: Up to 2.10 Noël.

Rating: PG-13 (subject matter)

Originally posted 22 December 2007

( Author's Notes )


( In the almost three years she and Josh had known each other, she could honestly say that she’d never felt so adrift. )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: J/D – clichéd, sappy fluff.

Spoilers: Post series, so pretty much everything.

Originally posted 12 March 2007.

A/N: Well, it’s been a year since Josh and Donna ‘shippers the world over exploded with delight as our favourite couple finally got to kiss the hell out of each other and start down the road to relieving some of that UST, which they certainly appear to have done with gusto later on!
I couldn’t let the date pass without doing something to commemorate it – and this is it.

A/N 2: YOOOOOGE thanks to coloneljack on this one – as usual she helps me to see the wood for the trees, and to my erstwhile partner-in-crime, quaggy_mire for cheering me on.


( Happy Anniversary! )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while … (and dig out the mistletoe whilst I’m at it!)

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: Humour, fantasy, fluff – J/D, with a little bit of everyone else thrown in for good measure! Most definitely AU, and you might find that some of it scores rather high on the mush-o-meter. But who cares – it’s a Holiday fic!

Spoilers: Goes AU after Constituency of One / Disaster Relief, S5.

WARNING: Character death. Sort of. Although not really. Read it and see!

Rating: PG-13 (language)

( Author's Notes )

Originally posted 11 December 2006.

( I gotta tell you, Josh, that’s a bit more clichéd than I’d have expected from someone of your intelligence. )

Notes, disclaimers etc. in Part One…

I've been pretty mean to everyone in this chapter! Sorry.

And there are some spoilers for Full Disclosure (late season 5) in this section.

Originally posted 12 December 2006.

( She told me I’d find her valuable... Boy, was that an understatement. )

Notes, disclaimers etc, in Part One

Still being a bit mean... but not so much!

Originally posted 13 December 2006.


( I’ve just had this feeling all my life that there’s something missing )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: J/D – a little bit of risqué Halloween-related conversation!

Spoilers: Post series, so pretty much everything.

Rating: PG-13

A/N: Last week, teresadivicenzo challenged me to write asked me if I’d ever considered writing a dialogue only fic. Being the type of person who likes trying different things, I said I’d think about it. Then over the weekend, I decided I wanted to write a little something for Halloween… and thought I could probably kill two birds with one stone. So, with apologies for the dead birds, here it is!

A/N 2: Thanks to quaggy_mire and coloneljack for giving this the once-over at short notice.

Originally posted 31 October 2006.

( …so don’t give me a hard time about your underwear. )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: J/D - smut, fluff and chat (it’s a bubblefic – what did you expect?!)

Spoilers: Um… I really have no idea when this is set, so let’s say sometime in the good old days, post-Rosslyn, pre-Amy and totally off-canon!

Rating: PG-13 / NC-17

A/N: Written for the 2006 LJ bubbleficathon, this is for christinekh, whose fabulous fic (and smut!) I’ve enjoyed over and over.

My prompts were: Bath salts and (optional prompt) mention of a ballgown.

A/N 2: The usual bouquets and boxes of chocolates to quaggy_mire and coloneljack for their constant encouragement and valuable input.

Originally posted 24 October 2006.

( Does that little analogy make you a damsel in distress? )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

A/N: A huge shout out to coloneljack for her input and for being such a fabulous sounding board. And massive hugs from me to Quaggy - I don’t think I’d be doing this if it weren’t for her constant encouragement… and besides, it was a helluva lot of fun!!

Category/Pairing: J/D (duh!) / Comedy… and fluff…

Spoilers: None unless you haven’t seen the first half of Season 4!

Rating: Part 1 – PG-13

But what happens at the end? You decide!

(With grateful acknowledgement to Yana from whom we have unashamedly stolen the idea of “choose your own ending”!)

Originally posted 4 August 2006

( You've come over here at two am, waking me up from my well deserved four hours sleep to ask me to explain something I can't even remember saying twelve hours ago? )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …


A/N: A huge thank you to quaggy_mire, for her constant nagging encouragement – I couldn’t have done it without her bolstering my confidence at every step. And another huge shout-out to coloneljack who is as much of a Josh-whore as I am, and whose input I found extremely valuable (!)

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed/beta’ed myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: Well, J/D (duh!) - romantic fluffity fluff, fluff – and smut!

Spoilers: None really, unless you haven’t seen S4!

Rating: Part 1 - PG-13, Part 2 - NC-17

Originally posted 17th July 2006


( I didn’t see any bowls of porridge out there, Goldilocks. )