Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: Josh/Donna, post-series.

Spoilers: None, really.

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Originally posted 10 November 2008

( You never usually complain when I take matters into my own hands. )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: Josh/Donna, ridiculously clichéd fluff. (Look at the date!!)

Spoilers: Up to the end of S4, I guess. Evidence of Things not Seen takes place at the end of March, so let’s put this shortly after that.

Originally posted 1 April 2008

( Author's Notes )

( Did you know that April Fool’s Day is generally held to be a left over from ancient festivals celebrated around the vernal equinox? )

Disclaimers, notes etc. in Part One.


( Well I guess the best lies are those that are closest to the truth. )

This was written for ww_renaissance, when we were re-watching In the Shadow of Two Gunmen.

Usual disclaimers – These guys ain’t mine (and oh, how I hate having to say that about Josh!) – they’re Aaron’s.

Thanks to christinekh for the read through.

Originally posted 27 March 2008

( To have a ‘new’ something, you have to have had an ‘old’ something. )

This was written for ww_renaissance, when we were rewatching Take This Sabbath Day.

Usual disclaimers – These guys ain’t mine (and oh, how I hate having to say that about Josh!) – they’re Aaron’s.

Thanks to zinke for the read-through.

Originally posted 2 January 2008

( When it's over, I'll buy you some shoes )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: J/D – a little bit of risqué Halloween-related conversation!

Spoilers: Post series, so pretty much everything.

Rating: PG-13

A/N: Last week, teresadivicenzo challenged me to write asked me if I’d ever considered writing a dialogue only fic. Being the type of person who likes trying different things, I said I’d think about it. Then over the weekend, I decided I wanted to write a little something for Halloween… and thought I could probably kill two birds with one stone. So, with apologies for the dead birds, here it is!

A/N 2: Thanks to quaggy_mire and coloneljack for giving this the once-over at short notice.

Originally posted 31 October 2006.

( …so don’t give me a hard time about your underwear. )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: J/D - smut, fluff and chat (it’s a bubblefic – what did you expect?!)

Spoilers: Um… I really have no idea when this is set, so let’s say sometime in the good old days, post-Rosslyn, pre-Amy and totally off-canon!

Rating: PG-13 / NC-17

A/N: Written for the 2006 LJ bubbleficathon, this is for christinekh, whose fabulous fic (and smut!) I’ve enjoyed over and over.

My prompts were: Bath salts and (optional prompt) mention of a ballgown.

A/N 2: The usual bouquets and boxes of chocolates to quaggy_mire and coloneljack for their constant encouragement and valuable input.

Originally posted 24 October 2006.

( Does that little analogy make you a damsel in distress? )

Disclaimers: I own nothing, I’m making nothing… these wonderful characters were created by Aaron Sorkin and belong to Sorkin, Wells and NBC. I’m just taking them out for a spin and will return when I’ve finished with them. Although I might need to hang on to Josh for a while …

Being anally retentive about that sort of thing, I proofed it myself, so any mistakes are mine!

Category/Pairing: J/D, fluff with very little redeeming value whatsoever

Spoilers: Up to The Al Smith Dinner (S7) but otherwise AU

Rating: R (smut-lite!)

A/N: This is a little piece of fluff I knocked up for Quaggy. She said the other night that she wanted to read “something new and funny and so sweet it would give me tooth decay!”
And I said… okaaaay… well, give me a premise and I’ll have a go.

Originally posted 31 August 2006.

( If I’d had to hear one more factoid about pig farming in Nebraska, I think I’d have gone round the bend. )